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The Big Mother Farm attraction during a moment of contemplation
Big Mother Farm
February 10, 1986
Avg. queue length:
At Big Mother Farm, you'll find a real, corporate farm with donkeys, lost children, a monster with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more magical.
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from sin or brain, spinal, stomach, leg, or shoulder complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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