Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Big Mother Barn attraction, terminally jumping in the evening candlelight
Big Mother Barn
January 25, 2002
Avg. queue length:
At Big Mother Barn, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with cows, random rodents, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 26".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, excessive chattiness, '80s haircuts, or lung, ribcage, ankle, or shoulder problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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