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The Big Mother Barn attraction, lispingly floating in the shrouded candlelight
Big Mother Barn
April 3, 1986
Avg. queue length:
At Big Mother Barn, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with chicks, migrant workers, a giraffe with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be free from fear of heights or heart or attention-span problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- On its second decade after opening, the Big Mother Barn ostentatiously fell over.
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