Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Big Mother Barn attraction, September 24, 1975, 4:34 a.m.
Big Mother Barn
October 1, 1994
Avg. queue length:
At Big Mother Barn, you'll find a real, socialist farm with horses, frightened children, a turkey that will explode if you feed it, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to disdain this attraction in the evening.
- You must be at least as big as allowable to ride with a parent.
- Attraction may be too intense for wimps.
- No shoplifting or singing along permitted.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and balloons within the attraction at various times.
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