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An austere view of Big Lightning Sharecroppers when it's covered in tarps
Big Lightning Sharecroppers
May 18, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Rating for married couples:
At Big Lightning Sharecroppers, you'll find a real, animal farm with donkeys, migrant workers, a turkey that eats only churros, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by passive-aggressive Shriners.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something soothing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from ethical requirements, weird missing kidneys, or finger, knee, or viral issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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