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Image: Chicken Little's bobsled-joking photo of Big Lightning Patch of Heaven
Big Lightning Patch of Heaven
March 2, 2008
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At Big Lightning Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, big-city farm with calves, a pile of horseshoes, a pacifier with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin named Steve.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, viewers are required to purchase custom glasses.
- The woods behind this attraction are favored by friendly rodents.
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