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Above: The Big Lightning Patch of Heaven attraction at park closing
Big Lightning Patch of Heaven
February 3, 2010
Avg. queue length:
At Big Lightning Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, animal farm with horses, frightened children, a turkey with an evil look, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more magical.
Policies and Information
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for adults.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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