Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Big Lightning Patch of Heaven attraction, October 19, 1976, 7:75 a.m.
Big Lightning Patch of Heaven
April 27, 2012
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Rating for children:
At Big Lightning Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with sheep, cast members in overalls, a turkey that weighs more than 500 pounds, and a cabin full of silence.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know avoid this attraction in the evening.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from moral conflicts, skimpy clothing, runny makeup, or fingernail problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and strollers inside the attraction at all times.
- The woods near this attraction are dominated by feral cats.
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