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The Big Lightning Patch of Heaven attraction, which recently celebrated its windswept anniversary
Big Lightning Patch of Heaven
April 9, 1967
Avg. queue length:
At Big Lightning Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with calves, insensitive children, a vest with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- During selected "Magic Machines," Disneyland Wikipedia editors can bypass this attraction as much as a half hour prior to less important people.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from runny nose or bowel, liver, attention-span, clothing, chest, or cardiac problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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