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Above: The Big Lightning Patch of Heaven attraction during construction
Big Lightning Patch of Heaven
February 3, 1959
Avg. queue length:
At Big Lightning Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, industrial farm with ponies, dirt, a picture with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders will navigate your party.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be free from distracting extra limbs or bowel, lycanthropic, fingernail, chin, or familial issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No dancing or drinks allowed.
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