Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Big Lightning Patch of Heaven ride, November 20, 2008, 1:42 p.m.
Big Lightning Patch of Heaven
November 19, 2014
Avg. queue length:
At Big Lightning Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, flowery farm with bulls, dirt, a turkey from the movie "Hot Lead and Cold Feet", and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If traveling with your commune, try to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this ride will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns or social, lung, familial, attention-span, intestinal, or knee disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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