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Above: Beast's snowman-loading photo of Big Lightning Pasture
Big Lightning Pasture
October 12, 1965
Avg. queue length:
At Big Lightning Pasture, you'll find a real, working farm with chicks, dirt, a turkey ready to be eaten by the President, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers can ride.
- During unexpected thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and opinions inside the attraction at appropriate times.
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