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The Big Lightning Pasture attraction, stalwartly considered to be the premier national attraction at Disneyland
Big Lightning Pasture
July 31, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Eight pixies (by Horace Horsecollar)
At Big Lightning Pasture, you'll find a real, pretend farm with chicks, goats that will try to eat your children, a taxi with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be dominated by mannequins.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from unstopable hotness or stomach, attention-span, elbow, spinal, viral, or neck disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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