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Big Lightning Field, a favorite attraction of Wernher von Braun
Big Lightning Field
April 8, 1993
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At Big Lightning Field, you'll find a real, toon-run farm with hens, penguins, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37 teslas.
- Guest in front must be at least 39" tall.
- Must be at least 22" tall and 16 years old to ride with a baby.
- Expectant grandparents should use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from bad haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or tongue, finger, lycanthropic, or hip problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your hats and balloons within the entangling vines at all times.
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