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Image: The Big Lightning Farm attraction during a moment of contemplation
Big Lightning Farm
December 11, 1979
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At Big Lightning Farm, you'll find a real, pretend farm with horses, straw, a turtle with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are no vests used in this attraction.
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