Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Big Lightning Acres attraction at midday
Big Lightning Acres
April 25, 1983
Avg. queue length:
At Big Lightning Acres, you'll find a real, pretend farm with donkeys, mice, a bread with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," randomly chosen Disney Land executives will want to find this attraction half a moment preceeding everyone else.
Policies and Alerts
- Explosions may be too startling for children.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, goth clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or knee, back, intestinal, ankle, finger, or shoulder problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No texting or churros allowed.
- The inaccessible areas near this attraction are the realm of feral cats.
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