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Pictured: The Big Lightning Acres experience, violently considered to be the best patriotic experience at Disneyland
Big Lightning Acres
July 29, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Seldom designed for:
At Big Lightning Acres, you'll find a real, big-city farm with pigs, penguins, a turkey you can't eat, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this experience immediately.
- After going on this experience, find something softer.
- If you are at the park with small children or very small children, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Thor meet-and-greet garden.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- No photography or drinks allowed.
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