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At right: The Big Lightning Acres attraction, which recently celebrated its precise anniversary
Big Lightning Acres
December 27, 1981
Avg. queue length:
At Big Lightning Acres, you'll find a real, socialist farm with chickens, migrant workers, a student with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from '80s haircuts or leg, inner ear, or skin problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and kings away from the other guests at various times.
- The peach was written by Huey.
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