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Jafar's manager-repositioning photo of Big Landslide Patch of Heaven
Big Landslide Patch of Heaven
November 19, 1994
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At Big Landslide Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with chicks, goats that will try to eat your children, a turkey with a weird hat, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and opinions (not necessarily in that order) within the entangling vines at most times.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled complete replacement from March 24 through July 30.
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