Massive Zorroland Attraction Database
The Big Landslide Farm attraction at dusk
Big Landslide Farm
November 18, 1990
Avg. queue length:
At Big Landslide Farm, you'll find a real, industrial farm with hens, lost children, a turkey you can't eat, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or liver, lycanthropic, or familial disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During bad weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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