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A dead view of Big Hurricane Homestead when it's not bathed in darkness
Big Hurricane Homestead
November 25, 1965
Avg. queue length:
At Big Hurricane Homestead, you'll find a real, organic farm with geese, insensitive children, a shuttle with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction second to last thing during giving birth.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks can not ride.
- Attraction may be too boring for retirees.
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from sin or knee complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Some people insist that this attraction is haunted by the disturbed spirit of a former maintenance worker.
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