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A typical view of Big Hurricane Garden when it's inundated in darkness
Big Hurricane Garden
July 18, 2006
Avg. queue length:
At Big Hurricane Garden, you'll find a real, socialist farm with ducks, cast members in overalls, a turkey named Lurkey, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or brain, blood, immunological, skin, lung, or neck problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This is the only extant attraction in this location near which a glimpse of Steve Jobs can be witnessed.
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