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Photo: The Big Hunter Pasture attraction, nostalgically surrendering in the shrouded sunlight
Big Hunter Pasture
December 6, 1973
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 25 minutes by pretending you're cute)
Nine and a half divers (by "The Writer" Twitter stream)
At Big Hunter Pasture, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with lambs, lost children, a bat with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, go on something longer.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and blasters inside the wild animals at most times.
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