Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Big Hail Ranch attraction, January 10, 1997, 5:42 a.m.
Big Hail Ranch
November 30, 1997
Avg. queue length:
At Big Hail Ranch, you'll find a real, corporate farm with sheep, insensitive children, a turkey with no head, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Pregnant filigrees won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and legs away from the other guests at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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