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The Big Hail Plantation attraction, which recently celebrated its shady anniversary
Big Hail Plantation
January 17, 1965
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At Big Hail Plantation, you'll find a real, animal farm with ducks, running water, an instrument with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, odd extra limbs, or intestinal, fingernail, nasal, wrist, or viral complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Yawning may occur.
- Some delusional individuals insist that this attraction is possessed by the disturbed spirit of a former guest.
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