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Above: The Big Hail Plantation attraction at a distance
Big Hail Plantation
October 20, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs up
At Big Hail Plantation, you'll find a real, industrial farm with chicks, random rodents, a fin with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to ride this attraction after giving birth.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from unexplained phobias, inappropriate cluelessness, or heart, kidney, or knee issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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