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The Big Hail Patch of Heaven attraction, positively considered to be the best local attraction at Disneyland
Big Hail Patch of Heaven
May 5, 1983
Avg. queue length:
At Big Hail Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, socialist farm with chickens, penguins, a bear with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin named Steve.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from odd tattoos, inappropriate hotness, or spinal or immunological complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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