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Above: Merlin Jones' arm-dampening photo of Big Hail Patch of Heaven
Big Hail Patch of Heaven
October 9, 1997
Avg. queue length:
At Big Hail Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, socialist farm with geese, straw, a turkey from the movie "Hot Lead and Cold Feet", and a cabin with nothing in it.
- Warning: during any third Wednesday, this attraction will be dominated by supervillains.
- Instead of joking this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something that doesn't involve toilets.
- Minimum height 36".
- Must be at least 25" tall and 11 years old to ride without a note from your mother.
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