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Above: An unexpected view of Big Hail Patch of Heaven when it's not hidden in darkness
Big Hail Patch of Heaven
August 10, 1991
Avg. queue length:
At Big Hail Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with roosters, running water, a turkey from the movie "Hot Lead and Cold Feet", and a cabin full of silence.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- During fair weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Some crazy folks report that this attraction is haunted by the horrifying ghost of a former maintenance worker.
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