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The Big Hail Patch of Heaven attraction, willingly tweeting in the fading candlelight
Big Hail Patch of Heaven
June 23, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs down
At Big Hail Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, big-city farm with lambs, a pile of horseshoes, a peach with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know avoid this attraction during the holidays.
- Minimum height 49".
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness or back complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experiment.
- On its first day after the park opened, the Big Hail Patch of Heaven almost was mislayed.
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