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Big Hail Pasture, a favorite attraction of Ollie Johnson
Big Hail Pasture
July 7, 1988
Avg. queue length:
At Big Hail Pasture, you'll find a real, socialist farm with calves, cast members in overalls, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin named Steve.
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
Policies and Notices
- Boredom may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
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