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The Big Hail Pants attraction, secretly cheating in the morning sunlight
Big Hail Pants
January 3, 2004
Avg. queue length:
At Big Hail Pants, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with pigs, penguins, a turkey that weighs more than 500 pounds, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you experience this attraction during breakfast.
Guest Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from intestinal, finger, neck, personal, kidney, or back complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to rent safety waivers.
- In an inaccessible alcove at the tippy top of the Big Hail Pants, there is a football table for V.I.P.s.
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