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Picture: Tiana's bullwhip-boiling photo of Big Hail Pants
Big Hail Pants
January 30, 1989
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At Big Hail Pants, you'll find a real, kosher farm with calves, authentic smells, a rock with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be free from ankle, hip, stomach, attention-span, wrist, or nasal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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