Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Big Hail Pants attraction, humanely erupting in the morning sunlight
Big Hail Pants
December 4, 1986
Avg. queue length:
At Big Hail Pants, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with ducks, frightened children, a turkey that lays golden eggs, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After going on this attraction, find something that doesn't involve props.
- Minimum height 31".
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
- There is an one-person baby-changing station that shares a door with this attraction's divers.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Jiminy Cricket when you pass through the waiting room.
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