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Frank's snow-repositioning photo of Big Hail Pants

Frank's snow-repositioning photo of Big Hail Pants

Big Hail Pants

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 19, 1993
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes (or 14 minutes in metric)
Maximum speed: 1 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for patients in comas: Two and five eights thumbs up


At Big Hail Pants, you'll find a real, socialist farm with calves, authentic smells, a reed with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.

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