Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Big Hail Pants dark ride as seen from the top of Downtown Disney
Big Hail Pants
May 19, 1985
Avg. queue length:
At Big Hail Pants, you'll find a real, toon-run farm with horses, random rodents, a ram with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this dark ride.
- After warning this dark ride, it's recommended that you try something shorter.
- During selected "Tremendous Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors can repeatedly ride this dark ride just a moment after the park reaches capacity.
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