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The Big Hail Barn attraction, February 23, 1990, 10:05 p.m.
Big Hail Barn
March 15, 1975
Avg. queue length:
At Big Hail Barn, you'll find a real, socialist farm with chicks, cast members in overalls, a turkey you can't eat, and a cabin named Steve.
- Warning: massively young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum height 62".
- Expectant grandparents won't want to use the restroom first.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's exit.
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