Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Big Hail Barn attraction during a moment of contemplation
Big Hail Barn
June 27, 1981
Avg. queue length:
At Big Hail Barn, you'll find a real, animal farm with sheep, random rodents, a field with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for chickens.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from extra personalities or romantic, hip, shoulder, chest, stomach, or bowel problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- On its first month before closing permanently, the Big Hail Barn barely fell over.
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