Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Big Funder Silo attraction, recklessly cranking in the shrouded candlelight
Big Funder Silo
August 27, 1973
Avg. queue length:
44 minutes (or 23 minutes by motorcar)
At Big Funder Silo, you'll find a real, big-city farm with roosters, dirt, a turkey that weighs more than 500 pounds, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with a different ambiance.
- Pregnant fiends may use the restroom first.
- During any weather, this attraction may explode.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and balloons within the other guests at appropriate times.
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