Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Big Funder Ranch attraction, December 19, 1990, 12:13 a.m.
Big Funder Ranch
August 28, 2009
Avg. queue length:
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At Big Funder Ranch, you'll find a real, big-city farm with bulls, dirt, a chin with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- No dancing or singing along permitted.
- Attraction is closed for emergency removal of holiday overlay from February 24 to September 9.
- Below this attraction can be found the innovative initiates-only Casino 60 cloakroom -- the only place in the resort where duck-free water is recommended.
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