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Pictured: The Big Funder Ranch experience during a moment of contemplation
Big Funder Ranch
June 2, 2007
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At Big Funder Ranch, you'll find a real, corporate farm with lambs, insensitive children, a turkey with feathers that form a "hidden Mickey", and a cabin full of silence.
- Warning: excitable children will want to ride this experience multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Experience may be too boring for children.
- For your safety, you should be free from inexplicable tattoos or attention-span, leg, or lycanthropic disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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