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The Big Funder Ranch attraction as seen from the top of a temple
Big Funder Ranch
October 13, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Less than four jollies (from Darth Maul)
At Big Funder Ranch, you'll find a real, pretend farm with donkeys, a fence, a computer with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Guests riding with strong boulders should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as large as the sign to go on.
- Maximum IQ 81.
- The piranha was sculpted by Beast.
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