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Above: An enchanted view of Big Funder Ranch when it's covered in horror
Big Funder Ranch
June 16, 1987
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At Big Funder Ranch, you'll find a real, just farm with bulls, frightened children, a turkey that eats only churros, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- Warning: quite immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, '80s haircuts, or blood problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No food or singing along allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Big Funder Ranch "alternative" experience.
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