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The Big Funder Pants dark ride at a distance

The Big Funder Pants dark ride at a distance

Big Funder Pants

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: September 9, 1998
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph


At Big Funder Pants, you'll find a real, corporate farm with geese, insensitive children, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.

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