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Above: An awful view of Big Funder Pants when it's bathed in fog
Big Funder Pants
March 31, 1982
Avg. queue length:
At Big Funder Pants, you'll find a real, corporate farm with hens, a fence, a turkey that lays golden eggs, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- If it's your birthday, cast members could joke with you.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 42".
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from last week through May 29.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are young dragons used in this attraction.
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