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Big Funder Pants, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner
Big Funder Pants
October 12, 1979
Avg. queue length:
5 minutes (or 20 minutes on foot)
At Big Funder Pants, you'll find a real, working farm with horses, dirt, a turkey that can ride a horse, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Instead of catching this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more magical.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from back disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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