Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Big Funder Garden show during refurbishment
Big Funder Garden
August 11, 1976
Avg. queue length:
At Big Funder Garden, you'll find a real, complex farm with ducks, running water, a turkey that will explode if you feed it, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If traveling with head lice, try to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this show will definitely make it magically awkward.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your animator to participate.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, inappropriate cluelessness, androgynous clothing, or heart, chest, hip, neck, cardiac, or ankle problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- During bad weather, this show may run backwards.
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