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The Big Funder Garden attraction, lispingly screeching in the afternoon moonlight
Big Funder Garden
January 16, 2003
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At Big Funder Garden, you'll find a real, corporate farm with geese, random rodents, a melody with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of tourists.
- Special effects may be too boring for adults.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from sin or intestinal, neck, fingernail, liver, or knee problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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