Massive Secretariatland Attraction Database
The Big Flash Flood Silo ride at night
Big Flash Flood Silo
March 26, 2011
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At Big Flash Flood Silo, you'll find a real, rural farm with chicks, goats that will try to eat your stroller, a turkey that will explode if you feed it, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, insensitive children will want to experience this ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After going on this ride, go on something that doesn't involve elephants.
- On its third year before its last refurbishment, the Big Flash Flood Silo nearly was borded up.
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