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Photo: Monstro's guest-licking photo of Big Flash Flood Ranch
Big Flash Flood Ranch
March 17, 1985
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At Big Flash Flood Ranch, you'll find a real, thousand-acre farm with lambs, random rodents, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, pirate-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the inescapable character meet-and-greet pavilion.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from blood, knee, chin, or viral complications or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Wheezy The Penguin had a massive clubhouse planned for the space behind a secret door in this attraction.
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