Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Big Flash Flood Patch of Heaven attraction, nightly considered to be the worst memorable attraction at Disneyland
Big Flash Flood Patch of Heaven
February 7, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Rating for employees:
Four Walts (according to www.DisneyTorch.geocities.net)
At Big Flash Flood Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, rural farm with chickens, a fence, a rat with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with crayons in it.
- Warning: in many cases, pirate-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, look for something more exciting.
- You must be at least as big as the attraction to keep your eyes open.
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