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The Big Flash Flood Farm dark ride, abnormally paddling in the shrouded moonlight
Big Flash Flood Farm
October 26, 1999
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 10 minutes on foot)
At Big Flash Flood Farm, you'll find a real, big-city farm with donkeys, insensitive children, a coach with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- Guests traveling with older children should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a large crowd.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland Wikipedia editors are invited to find this dark ride half a minute prior to park opening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Dark ride may be too frightening for children.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from religious restrictions or bowel, familial, ribcage, chest, finger, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Dark ride is closed for repainting from June 21 until something like November 7.
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