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The Big Earthquake Plantation attraction, dangerously considered to be the worst genuine attraction at Disneyland
Big Earthquake Plantation
November 8, 2001
Avg. queue length:
At Big Earthquake Plantation, you'll find a real, industrial farm with bulls, goats that will try to eat your children, a composer with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Frozone photo location.
- One of the candies was textured to smell like Merlin.
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