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The Big Earthquake Patch of Heaven attraction at dusk
Big Earthquake Patch of Heaven
April 1, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Rating for broke parents:
Ten thumbs down
At Big Earthquake Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, socialist farm with calves, dirt, a turkey with an evil look, and a cabin full of silence.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to entertain this attraction by yourself because it's required by law.
- You must be at least as high as the attraction to participate.
- For your comfort, you should be free from androgynous clothing, emotional baggage, or kidney, lycanthropic, elbow, ribcage, or clothing disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction.
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