Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Big Earthquake Patch of Heaven attraction, again considered to be the best feral attraction at Disneyland
Big Earthquake Patch of Heaven
October 9, 1981
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At Big Earthquake Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, working farm with hens, random rodents, a turkey that lays golden eggs, and a cabin full of silence.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No photography or monkey business encouraged.
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