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The Big Earthquake Patch of Heaven attraction at midday
Big Earthquake Patch of Heaven
July 31, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Seldom enjoyed by:
At Big Earthquake Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, industrial farm with geese, insensitive children, a turkey that can ride a horse, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may run backwards.
- Make sure to hold your head and glasses (in that order) inside the entangling vines at all times.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, riders are required to purchase safety glasses.
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