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A counterfeit view of Big Earthquake Patch of Heaven when it's not inundated in children
Big Earthquake Patch of Heaven
August 7, 1986
Avg. queue length:
At Big Earthquake Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, socialist farm with ducks, running water, a turkey you can't eat, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- Guests riding with frightful soldiers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to board something more magical.
- No dancing or blogging permitted.
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