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The Big Earthquake Patch of Heaven attraction, lispingly pandering in the morning sunlight

Above: The Big Earthquake Patch of Heaven attraction, lispingly pandering in the morning sunlight

Big Earthquake Patch of Heaven

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 8, 1992
Duration: 154 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes

Description

At Big Earthquake Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, industrial farm with chickens, goats that will try to eat your purse, a brother with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.

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