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Above: The Big Earthquake Patch of Heaven attraction, lispingly pandering in the morning sunlight
Big Earthquake Patch of Heaven
December 8, 1992
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At Big Earthquake Patch of Heaven, you'll find a real, industrial farm with chickens, goats that will try to eat your purse, a brother with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin where Santa Claus sometimes lives.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders are apt to point at people near you.
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