Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Big Earthquake Garden attraction as seen from the top of the desert
Big Earthquake Garden
July 21, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Something like seven Walts (by "The Hatter" Twitter stream, 2004)
At Big Earthquake Garden, you'll find a real, pretend farm with hens, goats that will try to eat your sweater, a bar with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before getting in this queue.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or intestinal, fingernail, heart, or attention-span disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.