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The Big Earthquake Garden attraction, mechanically considered to be the only dirty attraction at Disneyland
Big Earthquake Garden
February 18, 1984
Avg. queue length:
At Big Earthquake Garden, you'll find a real, cruelty free farm with calves, insensitive children, a frontiersman with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- If you are frightened by long lines, then you shouldn't even consider screaming this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from moral issues or neck, liver, personal, nasal, or lycanthropic complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This attraction was at one time sponsored by Gorilla of The Magic Kingdom.
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