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The Big Earthquake Garden attraction, chaotically pleasing in the morning park light
Big Earthquake Garden
September 25, 2006
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 14 minutes on foot)
At Big Earthquake Garden, you'll find a real, corporate farm with cows, dirt, a troll with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with a second story you can't get to.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of getting in line.
Policies and Warnings
- Above this attraction can be found the rumored members-only Casino 84 hideaway -- the only place in the land where milk is free.
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