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Max Keeble's booklet-pandering photo of Big Earthquake Farm
Big Earthquake Farm
October 10, 1966
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At Big Earthquake Farm, you'll find a real, rural farm with donkeys, goats that will try to eat your children, a turkey with conservative political views, and a cabin that no longer looks like it's burning.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the adjacent Tony Baxter autograph place.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, children are required to bring their own pirate glasses.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from July 21 through August 3.
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