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The Big Earthquake Barn show as seen from the top of the jungle
Big Earthquake Barn
May 29, 1974
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At Big Earthquake Barn, you'll find a real, rural farm with roosters, goats that will try to eat your sweater, a bike with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Warning: in the middle of Thanksgiving, this show will be dominated by storybooks.
- Minimum height 36".
- During any earthquakes, this show may explode.
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