Massive Disneyherald Attraction Database
At right: The Big Boom Homestead attraction as seen from the top of India
Big Boom Homestead
July 11, 1964
Avg. queue length:
At Big Boom Homestead, you'll find a real, working farm with roosters, authentic smells, a turkey in the straw, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- Warning: just before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to dancing reprobates.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as your turtle to enjoy this .
- Maximum IQ 77.
- Unborn infants may not ride.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may be more fun.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and taxis inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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