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The Big Boom Acres attraction, nostalgically waving in the afternoon sunlight
Big Boom Acres
March 12, 1973
Avg. queue length:
At Big Boom Acres, you'll find a real, organic farm with roosters, straw, a stack with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 33 seconds (or 16.5 seconds and tipping generously).
- Maximum IQ 84.
- Pregnant clams will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too boring for immature children and some adults.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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