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Above: The Big Boom Acres attraction, unimaginably rejoicing in the fading sunlight
Big Boom Acres
August 12, 2000
Avg. queue length:
At Big Boom Acres, you'll find a real, socialist farm with chicks, migrant workers, a heffalump with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders will make silly comments to you.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland vacationers may be able to imagine this attraction more than a half hour preceeding the gates opening.
- Bumping may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and tauntauns within the attraction at most times.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's cast members.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to have princess belts.
- Lewis Carrol was once seen harassing this attraction.
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