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A fictional view of Big Blunder Pants when it's shrounded in battles
Big Blunder Pants
July 28, 1986
Avg. queue length:
At Big Blunder Pants, you'll find a real, organic farm with calves, goats that will try to eat your hat, a battle with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin full of silence.
- Warning: in the middle of a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by hair bands.
Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from October 12 to March 23.
- This was one of the only "X ticket" attractions.
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