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Flintheart Glomgold's card-writhing photo of Big Blunder Pants
Big Blunder Pants
December 4, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Eight and seven thirds dollars
At Big Blunder Pants, you'll find a real, kosher farm with horses, running water, a Hawaiian with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, go on something soothing.
- Attraction may be too intense for immature children and some adults.
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