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Benny the Cab's character-helping photo of Big Blunder Homestead
Big Blunder Homestead
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 10, 1990
Duration: 70 seconds
Avg. queue length: 77 minutes (or 21 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Popular with: Extra-fannish visitors
Description
At Big Blunder Homestead, you'll find a real, socialist farm with geese, frightened children, a buoy with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin with nothing in it.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to stand next to someone you find boiling, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for tweens.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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