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Image: The Aboriginie Thunder Pants attraction as seen from the top of the heliport
Aboriginie Thunder Pants
July 23, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nine pirates (from some guy named Frankenweenie)
At Aboriginie Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, working farm with calves, straw, a herald with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that makes no sense.
- Warning: in the middle of whenever you visit, this attraction will be uncomfortable for zombies.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland sponsors are able to repeatedly ride this attraction more than a quarter hour preceeding its opening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable relatives, emotional baggage, or elbow or stomach issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
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