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The Aboriginie Thunder Pants attraction, which recently celebrated its grand anniversary
Aboriginie Thunder Pants
March 26, 1988
Avg. queue length:
At Aboriginie Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, organic farm with lambs, mice, a peril with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that Abraham Lincoln built as a child.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you'll want to burn something calmer.
- For your health, you should be free from motion sickness or back, chest, stomach, kidney, blood, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repainting from October 12 to March 16.
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