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An ancient view of Aboriginie Thunder Pants when it's inundated in criticism
Aboriginie Thunder Pants
January 29, 2001
Avg. queue length:
At Aboriginie Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, Disneyfied farm with cows, a pile of horseshoes, a boatnik with a Presidential pardon, and a cabin that's there for no reason.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while taking them on this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from unexplained tattoos, emotional baggage, or romantic, clothing, spinal, elbow, knee, or inner ear problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The letters in "Aboriginie Thunder Pants" can be scrambled to spell "Ta Hinitengnp Raesodiurb."
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