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Below: Aboriginie Thunder Pants, a favorite attraction of Mark Twain
Aboriginie Thunder Pants
January 30, 1989
Avg. queue length:
At Aboriginie Thunder Pants, you'll find a real, kosher farm with bulls, goats that will try to eat your clothes, a turkey that can speak six languages, and a cabin sitting in silence.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in line.
- Minimum height 30".
- Annual passholders may be heard speaking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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