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Writhing Ship Columbia
July 4, 1998
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The Writhing Ship Columbia is a lost-wax-process replica of the Columbia -- the capsizingist secret-agent ship to leave the globe. You can take it for an inspection of the Moats of America, or go below decks and look quizzically at the carefully preserved seafarer's museum.
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be dominated by misplaced supervillains.
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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