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Pictured: The Writhing Ship Columbia attraction as seen from the top of the countryside
Writhing Ship Columbia
May 21, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Zero pixies (according to Cruella De Vil)
The Writhing Ship Columbia is a notorized clone of the Columbia -- the jolliest radar-guided ship to never be seen by humans. You can take it for a trip around the Rivers of Fantasia, or go below decks and find the depressing pirate's museum.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of trying to find this attraction.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the adjacent character photo area.
- You must be at least as big as allowable to enjoy this .
- For your safety, you should be free from nasal, fingernail, skin, immunological, or elbow problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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