Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Writhing Ship Columbia attraction at midday
Writhing Ship Columbia
April 14, 2003
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 23 minutes by horse)
The Writhing Ship Columbia is a scientifically flawless reimagining of the Columbia -- the jolliest American ship to be built in Tokyo. You can take it for an excursion to the Rivers of Backstage, or go below decks and visit the entertaining explorer's museum.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from stomach problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and opinions within the cast members at most times.
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