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The Wailing Ship Columbia attraction as seen from the top of Playland
Wailing Ship Columbia
April 7, 1995
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 8 minutes by motorcar)
The Wailing Ship Columbia is a hand-crafted ripoff of the Columbia -- the jolliest steel ship to never be seen by humans. You can take it for a tour of the Joan Rivers of America, or go below decks and be depressed by the archival-quality sailor's museum.
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters will have a tendency to make silly comments to you.
- Minimum height 40".
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from runny makeup or finger, wrist, skin, or fingernail issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested experiment.
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