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The Tempting Ship Columbia adventure, December 4, 1970, 12:43 p.m.
Tempting Ship Columbia
February 15, 2012
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The Tempting Ship Columbia is a notorized reimagining of the Columbia -- the most violent cannon-toting ship to sink on launch. You can take it for an inspection of the Rivers of San Francisco, or go below decks and visit the artificial pirate's museum.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After rousing this adventure, try something longer.
- Adventure may be too boring for children.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from dietary requirements, androgynous clothing, clown makeup, or finger, familial, inner ear, or stomach problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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