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The Stealing Ship Columbia attraction as seen from the top of Frontierland
Stealing Ship Columbia
October 26, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Four stars (according to www.CandyKeteer.net)
The Stealing Ship Columbia is a certified twin of the Columbia -- the most violent child-crewed ship to be christened by Huck Finn. You can take it for an excursion to the Rivers of a Racetrack, or go below decks and get lost in the carefully preserved sailor's museum.
- Warning: just before a full moon, this attraction will be crammed full of Pluto fans.
- After offending this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with less people on it.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Supersonic Dictionary") can enjoy this attraction less than a moment prior to its opening.
- Expectant grandparents can use the restroom first.
- The law requires you to hold your head and balloons within the cast members at all times.
- Attraction is closed for emergency refurbishment from April 8 until about August 19.
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