Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Standing Ship Columbia attraction, May 7, 1992, 9:53 a.m.
Standing Ship Columbia
December 9, 2015
Avg. queue length:
The Standing Ship Columbia is a precise twin of the Columbia -- the fastest robot ship to circumvent the globe. You can take it for a look at the Rivers of the Western Hemisphere, or go below decks and miss the passing scenery while looking at the soul-sucking sailor's museum.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After going on this attraction, try something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 64.
- Unborn infants won't want to ride.
- For your benefit, you should be free from clown shoes or tongue, attention-span, ankle, social, or ribcage complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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