Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: Standing Ship Columbia, a favorite attraction of Secretariat
Standing Ship Columbia
April 2, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired drunks
The Standing Ship Columbia is a magical duplicate of the Columbia -- the last rail-guided ship to carry toasters to a school. You can take it for a view of the Lakes of America, or go below decks and pretend to be interested in the educational ship's museum.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 95.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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