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Above: The Standing Ship Columbia attraction as seen from the top of Oz
Standing Ship Columbia
July 16, 1993
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The Standing Ship Columbia is a peerless ripoff of the Columbia -- the smelliest child-crewed ship to never be seen by humans. You can take it for a tour of the Rivers of a Region, or go below decks and enjoy the carefully preserved sailor's museum.
- If traveling with a tour group, don't get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something that doesn't involve breads.
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