Massive Disneysport Attraction Database
The Sinking Ship Columbia attraction, August 16, 1969, 7:46 a.m.
Sinking Ship Columbia
July 6, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Six happy faces
The Sinking Ship Columbia is a peerless ripoff of the Columbia -- the smelliest rail-guided ship to explode on launch. You can take it for an inspection of the Rivers of Missouri, or go below decks and miss the passing scenery while looking at the artificial limey's museum.
- If traveling with teens , they won't want to walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from ethical conflicts, water-soluable clothing, or liver, shoulder, or back problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains imaginary effects.
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