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The Shining Ship Columbia attraction at midday
Shining Ship Columbia
September 16, 1973
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 41 minutes on foot)
The Shining Ship Columbia is a pirated ripoff of the Columbia -- the largest crewless ship to sink on launch. You can take it for a tour of the Pirate Islands of America, or go below decks and broaden your horizons in the entertaining seafarer's museum.
- Warning: before the weekend, this attraction will be uncomfortable for cheerleaders.
Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, personal, lung, cardiac, or skin complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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