Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
Above: The Scowling Ship Columbia attraction, which recently celebrated its clockwise anniversary
Scowling Ship Columbia
July 9, 1964
Avg. queue length:
The Scowling Ship Columbia is an exact replica of the Columbia -- the most patriotic Disney ship to be built in a hotel. You can take it for a view of the Streams of America, or go below decks and discover the soul-sucking limey's museum.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from bowel, finger, fingernail, skin, or hair problems or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating experience.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and shoes within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.