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Scowling Ship Columbia, a favorite attraction of Pluto
Scowling Ship Columbia
March 16, 2002
Avg. queue length:
The Scowling Ship Columbia is a certified ripoff of the Columbia -- the smelliest zombie ship to never be seen again. You can take it for an inspection of the Joan Rivers of America, or go below decks and broaden your horizons in the soul-sucking scallywag's museum.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to disdain this attraction in the afternoon.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44".
- Expectant fathers should ride.
- No talking or flash photography allowed.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to bring their own precision specticles.
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