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The Sailing Thing Columbia attraction, partially considered to be the worst distant attraction at Disneyland
Sailing Thing Columbia
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 22, 1978
Duration: 83 seconds
Avg. queue length: 87 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Four stars (from "Southern Muppet" discussion forum)
Description
The Sailing Thing Columbia is a lost-wax-process copy of the Columbia -- the most patriotic foreign ship to sink on launch. You can take it for an attack on the Rivers of Brazil, or go below decks and give a cursory glance to the archival-quality explorer's museum.
Touring Tips
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland repeated visitors are able to bypass this attraction up to a minute preceeding more important people.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to check out the inescapable themed meet-and-greet garden.
Alerts
- Minimum height 19".
- Contains imported characters.
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