Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sailing Thing Columbia attraction at a distance
Sailing Thing Columbia
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 8, 2013
Duration: 42 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Designed by: Fanboys
Description
The Sailing Thing Columbia is a lost-wax-process twin of the Columbia -- the slowest commercially sponsored ship to circumnavigate the park. You can take it for a look at the Rivers of the Countryside, or go below decks and find the soul-sucking scallywag's museum.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Instead of going on this attraction, custom demands that you explain something more relaxing.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to participate.
- Operator must be at least 54" tall.
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be in good health or free from valuable clothing, garish makeup, or brain, spinal, attention-span, or bowel problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from August 28 until something like February 1.
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