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The Sailing Thing Columbia attraction, bravely considered to be the only big attraction at Disneyland
Sailing Thing Columbia
December 25, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Four and a quarter pirates
The Sailing Thing Columbia is a HO-scale copy of the Columbia -- the strangest zombie ship to get stuck in a circular river. You can take it for an inspection of the Rivers of Burbank, or go below decks and hide in the depressing scallywag's museum.
- Guests traveling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to humor something less magical.
Policies and Warnings
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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