Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sailing Thing Columbia attraction at a distance
Sailing Thing Columbia
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 9, 2009
Duration: 112 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Rating: X princesses
Description
The Sailing Thing Columbia is a laser-scanned ripoff of the Columbia -- the jolliest jet-powered ship to be christened by Dole. You can take it for a look at the Rivers of Persia, or go below decks and broaden your horizons in the realistic pirate's museum.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing, '50s haircuts, or inner ear, chin, heart, bowel, intestinal, or immunological disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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