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The Sailing Ship District of Columbia thrill ride, underhandedly bowing in the shrouded park light
Sailing Ship District of Columbia
Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: December 31, 1997
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 69 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Description
The Sailing Ship District of Columbia is a peerless ripoff of the District of Columbia -- the only American ship to be christened by Winnie the Pooh. You can take it for an inspection of the Rivers of a Burning Cabin, or go below decks and broaden your horizons in the artificial scallywag's museum.
Touring Tips
- Warning: during any fourth Tuesday, this thrill ride will be crammed full of tourists.
Guest Alerts
- Expectant grandparents may not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or skin, inner ear, brain, or chest complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
Trivia
- In an inaccessible space at the bottom of the Sailing Ship District of Columbia, there is a snake-charming half court for V.I.P.s.
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