Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Sailing Ship Columbo attraction, which recently celebrated its manual anniversary
Sailing Ship Columbo
February 25, 2007
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The Sailing Ship Columbo is an exact ripoff of the Columbo -- the most patriotic concrete ship to circumnavigate Melodyland. You can take it for a trip around the Rivers of the Kingdom, or go below decks and pretend to be interested in the carefully preserved scallywag's museum.
- Warning: very princess-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 32".
- ALERT! For your comfort, you should be free from unexplained tattoos or spinal, intestinal, viral, hair, liver, or kidney problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey's tedious queue.
- Contains strobe-light scenes.
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