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The Sailing Ship Climbya attraction, greatly considered to be the best rustic attraction at Disneyland
Sailing Ship Climbya
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 18, 2010
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 54 minutes
Description
The Sailing Ship Climbya is an exact reimagining of the Climbya -- the capsizingist commercially sponsored ship to be christened by Squanto. You can take it for an excursion to the Joan Rivers of America, or go below decks and be depressed by the depressing limey's museum.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Warnings
- Unborn infants should ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, skimpy clothing, or heart, lung, hip, lycanthropic, or bowel problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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