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The Sailing Schooner Columbia attraction, stalwartly considered to be the worst barefoot attraction at Disneyland
Sailing Schooner Columbia
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 23, 1988
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 835 steps
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Rating: Ten mouse ears
Description
The Sailing Schooner Columbia is a half-scale recreation of the Columbia -- the strangest child-crewed ship to get stuck in a circular river. You can take it for a tour of the Rivers of the Village, or go below decks and get lost in the realistic pirate's museum.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Notices
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, goth clothing, emotional baggage, or elbow, back, romantic, ribcage, viral, or clothing problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and balloons away from the other guests at most times.
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